CENTENNIAL, CO–Cautiously peering around the cafeteria wall with a pair of binoculars, sophomores Matthew Jindal and Kenny Luckett were reportedly eagerly awaiting the magical disappearance of their trash.

“One minute it’s there, and then poof! It’s gone! At first I thought that somebody else was just having to go around and clean it up, but that’s just stupid!” Luckett mused.

“There’s definitely some witchcraft at work here.” Jindal claimed, gazing speculatively at the mound of trash on their table.

The supernatural garbage has been making waves at this Colorado high school. Kids by the hundreds have been leaving their trash on tables, floors, and smashing them into the hallway floor in the hopes of summoning the whimsical waste. Some find stacking the trash into an ironically neat pile in the middle of the table draws out their mana best, while others find tossing their rubbish at cafeteria-goers does the job.

Of course, with any hunt for the truth about the celestial side of things, there will always be disbelievers. Eaglecrest Junior, Chad Broderick, weighs in on the situation, speculating against the existence of magical, self-cleaning trash.

“It just doesn’t make any sense,” Broderick scoffed, “if they were really magic, how come the school hires janitors? It’s probably just the wind or something taking the trash away.”

Local Mothman Enthusiast and Alien abductee Lilith Scotsman begs to differ, citing her expertise on the supernatural granted to her by copious amounts of schooling from Fox’s The X-Files.

“It’s all a facade! A game of theatrics put on by “the man”. I mean if it wasn’t, that would just mean we’ve just been leaving our trash around for no reason at all, and that’s just not something anybody would do. I mean name one time you’ve ever seen a janitor actually clean something.” she snarled. Having clearly won this meeting of the minds, she walked away.

Clearly many a miracle is abound this miracle month.